oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
connor-ratohnhaketons-hot-ass:
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
more importantly who names their kid tani
what color are the stickers
are these harry potter stickers
how big are they
are they those fuzzy stickers
determine the mass of the sun with these stickers
are they scratch-and-sniff stickers
if the shadow cast by the neighbor’s tree is 13 meters, calculate the molarity of the stickers in an aqueous solution
jack is a player so obviously he gets both tani’s and jen’s
Nayannas in Paris.
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
